An idea shamelessly stolen and adapted from the excellent Bring The Noise! fanzine of the late 1980's, the Table of Terror award goes to the player who receives the most disciplinary points during the season. Players are awarded one point for a feeble yellow card, two for a second yellow that leads to a red - whilst straight red cards are awarded with three points for a girly professional foul, or a whopping five for a Luc Nijholt inspired two footed lunge or Peter Holcroft uppercut.
Pos. | Player (click for profile) |
Yellow Cards |
Red Cards | Total Points |
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2nd YC | Pro Foul | VC | ||||
1 | Saidou KHAN | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
2 | Frazer BLAKE-TRACY | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 |
3 | Tom BREWITT | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 |
4 | Williams KOKOLO | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
5 | Remeao HUTTON | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
6 | Dawson DEVOY | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
7 | Liam KINSELLA | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
8 | George MCEACHRAN | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
9 | Udoka GODWIN-MALIFE | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
10 | Charlie AUSTIN | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 |
11 | Jake YOUNG | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
12 | Tyrese SHADE | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
13 | Dan KEMP | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 |
14 | Harry MCKIRDY | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
15 | Conor MCCARTHY | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
16 | Harrison MINTURN | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
17 | Murphy MAHONEY | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
18 | Liam HUTT | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
19 | Jaxon BROWN | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
20 | Tom CLAYTON | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
21 | Benn WARD | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
22 | Ricky AGUIAR | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
23 | Aaron DRINAN | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
24 | Paul GLATZEL | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
25 | Jack BYCROFT | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
26 | Rushian HEPBURN-MURPHY | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
27 | Pharrell JOHNSON | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
28 | Abu KANU | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
29 | Josh KEYES | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
30 | George ALSTON | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
31 | Redman EVANS | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
32 | Harvey FOX | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
33 | Finlay ADAMS | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
34 | Harley HUNT | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
35 | Harry GRAY | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
36 | Fletcher HUBBARD | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
37 | Jake WAKELING | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
38 | Sonny HART | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
39 | Joel MCGREGOR | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
40 | Nnamdi OFOBORH | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
41 | Miles OBODO | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
42 | Anton DWORZAK | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
43 | Sean MCGURK | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
44 | Lewis WARD | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
45 | Brooklyn GENESINI | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
46 | Tariq UWAKWE | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
47 | Zack ELBOUZEDI | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
48 | Jake CAIN | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |